spookythunder:

I embarrass myself infront of myself

(Source: glassbonesnpaperskin, via borinq)

oomshi:

95% of the ocean has been unexplored like/?? for all we know there could be mermaids or the holy grail could be at the bottom or tupac & biggie could be chillen in atlantis like wtf

(via wavesandraves)

quoms:

dont ever invite me over to ‘watch movies with you’ if that’s not what you actually mean because i like movies a whole lot more than i like human contact and i will just watch that movie

(via odetotheponds)

nicegirlevillegs:

opulate:

how about instead of “all body types are beautiful” we say “beauty is extremely subjective and fleeting and doesn’t determine your worth and you don’t owe attractiveness to anyone so why don’t you focus on something important like being a worthwhile human being”

omg this

(via leanslimfit)

gooutfighting:

the only thing better then pizza.. is left over pizza

(via leanslimfit)

earthnation:

earthnation:

what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe

mitosis

(via laughcentre)

burghers:

are any of my followers rich 

(via 0ut0f-reach)

geomtery:

if you wanna be my lover you better not fucking get with my friends

(Source: chickiefingie, via skyhighcitylights)

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know whaat you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

(via 0ut0f-reach)

mond0:

*runs away from responsibilities* yeah i guess you could say im an athlete

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